someone:	you're pretentious
me, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne:	oh?

23:54   12-1-16   215,076 notes

squidyword:

I’ve never related this hard to anything in my life

(via yeah-acat-deactivated20190203)

3:48   10-31-16   60,520 notes

p-plant:

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

one wheel motorcycle

pin-boys who manually lined pins up

baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

zoo-keeper showering a penguin

But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

But who showered the guy that showered the penguins

(via seedy)

8:43   7-25-16   505,045 notes

guygirder:

ishipthatfishycouple:

rayjii:

Which type are you?

the hell is 6 i have never seen anyone do 6 before

he just ate 15 mild chicken wings and dont want sauce on his glasses whats not to get

(via seedy)

8:36   7-25-16   373,802 notes

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theneoromantics:

Taylor Swift + nude tones

15:25   7-13-16   4,312 notes

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15:16   7-13-16   374,960 notes

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earthbooty:

jizelpink:

good

@naegit

(via itsagifnotagif)

2:01   7-1-16   722,030 notes

communistbakery:

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via justbrosthings)

18:28   6-20-16   275,847 notes

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17:12   5-5-16   204,941 notes

slugz0694 asked: Ya ves mi blog sensual? 🌝

ni pones cosas chidas :I

4:07   5-5-16

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